Words to Live ‘n Laugh By

Some words to live by, some to laugh by.

Here are a few sayings and quotes that I like to remind myself of every now and again, from my collection that I call “Sayin’s ’N’ Such.”

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You get a good seat when you know the band.

– SJ
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A dollar tomorrow will never be worth a dollar today, but an acre of land will always be worth an acre of land.

– My dad, Bill Johnston
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I didn’t come here and I ain't leavin'.

– Willie Nelson
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Learning something is nowhere near as important as learning how to learn it.

– SJ

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If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.

– Jack Bartlett

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You better marry her cuz I seen ya kiss her.

– SJ

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He’s so cheap he wouldn’t pay a dime to see a snake a mile long.

– My grandad, Spike Johnston
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I’d love one more before I have another one after that.

– SJ
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The goodness in a man runs much deeper than one moment in time.

– SJ
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I don’t have a superpower but I AM invisible.

– Chris Potter
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Time is as constant as the air we breathe or the gravity that holds us on the earth. But while air and gravity are abundant, time is not.

– SJ
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That’s one thing you don’t want… No heated porch in the winter.

– Dayle Simpson
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If you have a dream, there’s always a road to get there. But it’s a different road for every person, even if the dream is the same.

– SJ
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Always go to other people’s funerals. Otherwise, they won’t come to yours.

– Yogi Berra
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Never miss a good chance to shut up.

– Will Rogers